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Band mailing lists, they’re no good. Here at Candidate HQ we have vowed to double and redouble our efforts to bring you the very best in rock n roll band newsletter content–as the self-proclaimed world’s foremost rock mathematician, I would point out that that is an exponential increase in efforts…and it’s all for you (and to satisfy my considerable ego). Now, naturally, I would admit that the competition isn’t all that stiff, but rarely do I stoop so low as to compete against competition that provides so little the way of challenge, when I can compete against myself. I jest.

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