As a self-proclaimed rockturnal creature of nearly unparalleled sexcellence, I sometimes feel that success should come as a matter of course. But it is not so, my simple friend. (Yes, me. I count myself as my own friend.) Nope, someone, somehow, has to be motivated to try your lemonade. “But my lemonade is made of
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Comments Off Deep within the Candidate laboratory for sound creation and pop culture study, I formulated a mathematical model to quantify the magnitude of pleasure induced by any particular sound production. It has been peer reviewed and my Nobel Prize acceptance speech wants for only a few jokes. I’m saving up for comedy writers. Due to ongoing
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